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Steve Miller Band - Jet Airliner
Leavin home, out on the road Ive been down before Ridin along in this big ol jet plane Ive been thinkin about my home But my love light seems so far away And I feel like its all been done Somebodys tryin to make me stay You know Ive got to be movin on Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Dont carry me too far away Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Cause its here that Ive got to stay Goodbye to all my friends at home Goodbye to people Ive trusted Ive got to go out and make my way I might get rich you know I might get busted But my heart keeps calling me backwards As I get on the 707 Ridin high I got tears in my eyes You know you got to go through hell Before you get to heaven Big ol jet airliner Dont carry me too far away Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Cause its here that Ive got to stay Touchin down in new england town Feel the heat comin down Ive got to keep on keepin on You know the big wheel keeps on spinnin around And Im goin with some hesitation You know that I can surely see That I dont want to get caught up in any of that Funky shit goin down in the city Big ol jet airliner Dont carry me too far away Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Cause its here that Ive got to stay Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Dont carry me too far away Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Cause its here that Ive got to stay Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah Big ol jet airliner Dont carry me too far away Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Cause its here that Ive got to stay Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Carry me to my home Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Cause its there that I belongGuitarist's anti-airline hit takes off
The ultimate revenge and you can dance to it: Guitarist's anti-airline hit takes off Agence France-PresseJuly 10, 2009 07:30am AN irked Canadian musician who accused United Airlines of breaking his prized guitar has taken his revenge, writing a song that has become an internet hit and a public relations disaster for the airline. Dave Carroll composed “United Breaks Guitars” and posted it on YouTube after he said the airline damaged his treasured Taylor acoustic at Chicago's O'Hare airport last year. ”We were sitting at the back of the plane with the band, and a woman who didn't know we were musicians yells out, 'Oh, my God they're throwing guitars outside',” Carroll said.Over the Airline PA
Over the Airline PA
Here are some supposedly true humorous statements by several airline flights crews. Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
A little holiday airline rant - please join in the fun
Hubby and I have been procrastinating booking a flight home for Christmas due to several reasons - 1. we thought we might drive the 15-hour trip, 2. we hate airlines, 3.It's Still Possible to Save on Airfare . . . After Booking
You've done your homework on plane fares, but, when seeing the cost begin to climb, panic and purchase. Two hours later, the price is back down again even lower than before. I feel your pain, but don't slam your keyboard and give up.
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For those who might be offended by nudity or homosexual innuendo do not proceed. For the rest of us- enjoy the laughsLove It or Hate It? Marc By Marc Jacobs Airliner Magazine Clutch
This is going to be my next splurge....What color should I get? (keep in mind I need something that kinda goes with everything i wear i don't know if i could wear blue with everything)
Love It or Hate It? Marc By Marc Jacobs Airliner Magazine Clutch
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Outrage over sexy uniform ban for overweight flight attendants By Kate SchneiderNEWS.com.auJuly 16, 2009 08:00am+- AN airline's policy of refusing to let overweight female flight attendants wear its eye-catching red uniforms has landed it in hot water. US airline Northwest is protesting merge partner Delta Airlines’ uniform policy of not providing its signature red dresses to women over a size 18. The red dresses, designed in 2006, have a cinched waist and are eye-catching.A little insight into terrorist bomb plots
Public Post * I never seem to see these stories in the US...perhaps the government is just very good at keeping them quiet so that we don't all panic. At any rate, I think we all need to keep in mind how creative these crazies can be, and to what lengths they will go. Excerpts of stories from Metro.co.uk.
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