Oct 23, 2009 -
We had all had those holidays which stand out in our memories. It may be a fabulous memory which makes us all warm and fuzzy inside, to be compared to every future memory and be measured by it. We all have those holiday memories we'd like to forget---like the year both my Mom and my Aunt felt they had to be the one cooking the turkey and my Mom's turkey imploded. (Seriously...it became a heap of bones and the meat sort of disintegrated)
As children we had ideas about sugar plums just as much as we anticipated the tooth fairy...probably more. Later in life as we married and somehow combined families, and our family traditions changed. We created new memories together. We have had that gift we thought was going to rock someone's world which turned out to be as exciting as a flat tire.
There are those of us that prayed, pleaded, and made deals with God (or whoever else was listening) to just this one time....get that one thing or to be able to give that one great thing which would change our relationship with someone.
Of course there are also those times when we all thought "What the heck was this person thinking" when we opened a gift which astounded us. An example of this was someone close to me, her mother-in-law gave her a retractable clothesline one year, a sink hair strainer the next, and it just went even further down hill after that. (I am not kidding) And yes, we try to remember holiday seasons are about giving, not receiving....but still "What the heck!"
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Jan 12, 2009 -
QUOTE: "Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective:
an awareness that some things are really important, others
not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in
everyday affairs."
ANSWER: Christopher Morley.
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Nov 09, 2008 -
In this clip, one monkey turns the kitchen sink into his own
personal spa. Now this is some 'clean' animal humor.
Click here: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13502
Monkey Shower
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Jan 08, 2008 -
A little humor and a different perspective to current news, pop-culture, and an assorted variety of items makes me want to share this blog with you.
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Dec 01, 2008 -
Some humor from comedian Steven Wright:
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't
have to go. You'll just be walking down the street,
and...
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Nov 17, 2009 -
(CNN) -- They don`t call it "Twi Crack" for nothing.Lisa Hansen, for example, thought she had lost her mind the first time she read "Twilight." Partly because she`s 36."I was absolutely worried that something was wrong with me," the Utah mother of two said. "I just couldn`t put it down -- I was obsessed completely."She picked up the first of Stephenie Meyer`s vampire novels -- recommended by a teen neighbor -- with few expectations.
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Nov 05, 2008 -
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS!)
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it
hit me.
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Jul 09, 2008 -
Boy! Isn't that quite the compliment! Jessica Alba says she laughed so hard watching Justin Timberlake in The Love Guru (yes, she happens to be in that film too) that it practically split her side opened thus kick starting her labor.
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Nov 16, 2009 -
A nice sentiment?
Maybe not.
The psalm reads, “Let his days be few; and let another take his office.”
Presidential criticism through witty slogans is nothing new.
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Nov 13, 2009 -
So I have this problem. I've been seeing this guy I'll call "Oedipus" for over a year now. We're perfect together.
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