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Ellen DeGeneres aired a message today to anyone who takes issue with her sexuality: "haters are motivators." After JC Penney signed on the talk-show host as its new spokeswoman, the "conservative, pro-family" group One Million Moms called for a boycott. Ellen told her audience, "This organization doesn't think that I should be the spokesperson because I'm gay. For those of you who are just tuning in for the first time, it's true. I'm gay. I hope you were sitting down." The group had released a statement accusing JC Penney of "jumping on the pro-gay bandwagon" by hiring Ellen. But as Ellen pointed out, "Being gay or pro-gay isn't a bandwagon. You don't get a free ride anywhere. There's no music. Occasionally we'll sing 'We Are Family,' but that's about it." Watch Ellen look over the support she's received from her fans and explain her traditional values now in this moving, and of course humorous, clip.

Last night The Bachelor's final nine became six, as three contestants' search for love ended in a tearful limo ride home. While the departure of two of the booted ladies surprised us, there was one woman we weren't shocked to see go. Quiet Jamie, a self-described prude, finally made her move on Ben, and to say it was awkward would be an understatement. Jamie's attempts at upping the sex factor and "teaching" Ben how to kiss was too much, too late, and has to take the prize for most cringe-inducing moment in The Bachelor's history (which is saying something after 16 seasons). Watch the painful scene now!

Kristen Bell has been killing it on the talk-show circuit recently. Following her adorable sloth story on Ellen, last night on Conan, the actress outlined her philosophy on a man's butt, or like she likes to call it, his cupcakes. In fact, according to Kristen, men and their butts fall into various categories. If you don't have cupcakes, you might have "flap-jack buns." Conan then made up his own classification for himself. Watch the two discuss this special part of the male anatomy — as Kristen explains, "behind is where you want to be."

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On Conan last night, John Krasinski told an embarrassing (and hilarious) story of when he and wife Emily Blunt first met President Obama at the Kennedy Center Honors in December. He poked fun at Emily's super-giggly reaction to Obama's kind words, and then admitted his own reaction wasn't exactly cool and collected. Watch the cute clip now!

Presidential couples — they're just like us! In this sneak peek clip from tomorrow's The Ellen DeGeneres Show, First Lady Michelle Obama tells Ellen that her husband Barack doesn't pick up his socks, something we can probably all relate to! She adds that he thinks he's cleaner than he actually is, and tells some pretty funny anecdotes about the president's messy behavior. Watch the clip now!

Regardless of what goes down in the Fantasy Suite, we never see too much nudity on The Bachelor. But last night, with tons of women left in the running, one contestant decided the regular bikini wardrobe offered too much coverage. Model Courtney, who wondered aloud whether Ben had ever gone skinny-dipping with a model (did I mention she's a model?), surprised bachelor Ben at his hotel room. They proceeded to strip down and jump in the ocean in Puerto Rico. Courtney was proud of her conquest, but Ben had second thoughts, saying: "Courtney and I shared a very intimate moment and right now I feel kind of crappy about what happened." Watch the insanity now, and if you tuned in, share your thoughts in the comments.