Way back in 2004 AD, Friendster, a civilization of 50 million people, was thriving. Then one day — poof! — the inhabitants deserted it. The Onion, a practically legitimate news outlet these days, got in touch with Dr. Maxwell Fry, who stumbled upon the perfectly preserved site of the civilization. The archaeologist isn't quite sure if an Internet virus caused the people to flee or if it was intended only to be a temporary society established to fill the void of something called "AOL." Dr. Fry doesn't realize Friendster was actually conquered by a tribe called MySpace, which went on to dominate the social networking world for decades until Facebook came along.
Friday Feel Good! Archaeologist Unearths Friendster
Way back in 2004 AD, Friendster, a civilization of 50 million people, was thriving.
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