iGirl Is App For iPhone That Lets You Manipulate Fake 3D Woman

It's official. Not content to do just everything, the iPhone now has the capability to be some nerd's girlfriend. The iGirl App, with the tagline of "She Obeys," is just $0.99 — and cheap doesn't just describe the price!

You can make her dance, tickle her, change her hair color, language, ethnicity, touch her (ugh, OK, I have to break my sarcasm schtick for moment to inject a big, fat "GROSS" here).

Basically, for $0.99, you don't have to go out and meet a real person! (And if this app appeals to you beyond a silly entertainment level, perhaps you shouldn't.)