Look, I'm not about to tell grown women what they can and can't have on their laptops, so here you go: the Hello Kitty laptop by Epson. Sure, I might advise you to just put Hello Kitty stickers on your laptop and save the extra money and trouble of buying a new one (although if Sanrio is working with Epson, I'd hope there'd be some sweet games built in at least), but I am officially not judging. After all, I'm finding it slightly more palatable than the Swarovski crystal-covered Hello Kitty laptop!

But if you do buy this laptop (available in Japan and currently about $1,400 with the exchange rate), I want to know what Hello Kitty crap is hiding inside!
How many geek tips come to you in the pure, unadulterated name of fun? Because that's exactly what this one is all about. The next time you're replying yes (and leaving a fabulously witty comment) to an eVite, create a talking response with a Party Personality!
In an eVite, click on "Create Your Party Personality" under the Guest List. A window will pop up, allowing you to customize your Party Personality — complete with avatar, setting, and a recorded message so that when other guests see your name in the reply on the eVite, they can click it and hear you giving your response! The service is brought to you by Voki and you don't have to register to have your customized avatar appear.
I chose the classiest avatar, a hot dog, and I called in and recorded my sophisticated and articulate message: "Whoo hoo, party time!"
Yep, a partying hot dog. Totally sums up my party personality!
Samsung has just unveiled its U940 Glyde for the Verizon network and its got all the features that you want and need in a cell phone. With a full QWERTY keyboard that conveniently slides away to make your phone a tiny handheld, you can easily type text messages and emails on this sweet touch-screen phone. Even better, Samsung has included GPS and a full HTML browser on the Glyde — making web surfing that much more enjoyable. Other great features include a 2-megapixel camera with flash and autofocus, a microSD slot, and Bluetooth. The phone is set to become available this week and will cost $250 on contract after a $50 rebate.

If you've been spending excessive amounts of time playing GTA IV this week, (and who hasn't — it has racked up $500 million and sold six million copies already), then you have come to know and love the GPS system that not only tells you where you are going, but tells you where the cops are once you've committed a crime! I, myself, have been known to shout out loud at my BF to "go the other way!" because of the 5-0 is on his tail.

So what if we could take the best part about Nico's GPS system and use it for ourselves before we get caught breaking the law? That's exactly what Speed Trap is for. To hear more about Speed Trap, read more
TIME magazine recently released its list of the top 100 most influential people and needless to say, comedian Stephen Colbert wasn't very happy with the results. With first place going to video game designer Shigeru Miyamoto (Wii creator) and second place going to Korean pop star Rain, Colbert's heart sank when he saw his third place ranking. And what's a man to do when he feels like he's been robbed of a prestigious title? Take it to the dance floor, for a little Dance Dance Revolution competition! Colbert finally got Rain to show, and well. . . here's what happened!
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If your mommy is a tech savvy lady and already has a laptop, an easy and pleasing gift to give her is a new laptop bag or sleeve. Since it's for Mother's Day, make it fun and cute, and be very her! Whether she's a girly-girl or girly-woman, or an eco-warrior or both, I've put together a collection for you in this slideshow! Check 'em out!