Want to Be Lego-fied? Just Cough Up Sixty Grand

Ever wanted to see Lego you, matching you by height and body measurements? If you've got $60,000, you can make your dreams a reality.

The Lego-ization is courtesy of Neiman Marcus, who is apparently completely unaware of the ongoing economic crisis.

Just send them your measurements, snap, snap, snap, and there you have it, the most expensive exploitation of a cherished kids' toy.

Another reason not to do it? I'm a lifelong Lego lover, but man, those brick people are just dead creepy.