Texts From My Ex

5 Stages of Grief Revealed on Twitter's @TextsFromMyXes

February 8, 2011

Bargaining

Texts From My Ex

5 / 7

by Colleen Barrett 7

Bargaining

"Do you have Adderall that I can get? I'll pay you in kisses."
"What about our CHILD (this child was a dog)"
"My buddy just gave me some cupcakes, u want them? I swear I'll just drop them off and leave . . ."
"Yo, let me take you to go see Hamlet on Broadway. Maybe a nice dinner."

5 / 7

by Colleen Barrett 7

Bargaining

"Do you have Adderall that I can get? I'll pay you in kisses."
"What about our CHILD (this child was a dog)"
"My buddy just gave me some cupcakes, u want them? I swear I'll just drop them off and leave . . ."
"Yo, let me take you to go see Hamlet on Broadway. Maybe a nice dinner."

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7 Comments

dexaholic 2 years 14 weeks

"We'll always be friends no matter what . . . even if u block my emails . . . ur my friend"I swear I had someone send me the exact same message! Seriously. Same spelling and all.

dexaholic 2 years 14 weeks

"We'll always be friends no matter what . . . even if u block my emails . . . ur my friend" I swear I had someone send me the exact same message! Seriously. Same spelling and all.

taylorvon 2 years 14 weeks

LOVE.

taylorvon 2 years 14 weeks

LOVE.

2 years 14 weeks

Kind of sad. Heartbreak isn't funny. Especially at this time of the year, blegh

RoaringSilence 2 years 14 weeks

Wooow. What a sinister concept for a website. I don't find it particularly funny.

snarkypants 2 years 14 weeks

ahhhh i love this site! the cupcake one totally made me laugh. i have a friend who "accidentally makes seven dozen cupcakes" and then has "nobody to give them to" but her crush. hilarious.