Texts From My Ex

5 Stages of Grief Revealed on Twitter's @TextsFromMyXes

February 8, 2011

Texts From My Ex

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by Colleen Barrett 7

Denial

"We'll always be friends no matter what . . . even if u block my emails . . . ur my friend"
"So wait are we just taking a few weeks off? not to be a dick but I want to start having sex again. but it's not like I need it right away"
"I think this is all because of your birth control"
"Did you make your Facebook statuses private or is it just blocked from me?"
"Is this because I slept with your roommate?"
"I just drove by your work and honked. Did u hear it? I hope that made u smile"
"I add imaginary exclamation points to your texts so it seems like you're excited to talk to me"

2 / 7

by Colleen Barrett 7

Denial

"We'll always be friends no matter what . . . even if u block my emails . . . ur my friend"
"So wait are we just taking a few weeks off? not to be a dick but I want to start having sex again. but it's not like I need it right away"
"I think this is all because of your birth control"
"Did you make your Facebook statuses private or is it just blocked from me?"
"Is this because I slept with your roommate?"
"I just drove by your work and honked. Did u hear it? I hope that made u smile"
"I add imaginary exclamation points to your texts so it seems like you're excited to talk to me"

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7 Comments

dexaholic 2 years 14 weeks

"We'll always be friends no matter what . . . even if u block my emails . . . ur my friend"I swear I had someone send me the exact same message! Seriously. Same spelling and all.

dexaholic 2 years 14 weeks

"We'll always be friends no matter what . . . even if u block my emails . . . ur my friend" I swear I had someone send me the exact same message! Seriously. Same spelling and all.

taylorvon 2 years 14 weeks

LOVE.

taylorvon 2 years 14 weeks

LOVE.

2 years 14 weeks

Kind of sad. Heartbreak isn't funny. Especially at this time of the year, blegh

RoaringSilence 2 years 14 weeks

Wooow. What a sinister concept for a website. I don't find it particularly funny.

snarkypants 2 years 14 weeks

ahhhh i love this site! the cupcake one totally made me laugh. i have a friend who "accidentally makes seven dozen cupcakes" and then has "nobody to give them to" but her crush. hilarious.