Tech News Roundup - USB Eye Massager. We're Not Kidding.

Working in front of the computer for hours on end isn't the primary idea of fun, but unfortunately for most of us, that is a fact of life. Careful, don't poke your eyes out with this one! - Techie Diva
Seems tech has a contract out for geeks. Sweaty Man Electrocuted By PC - and Other Gadget-Related Deaths - Switched
Two clever Canadian teen-scientists have built a bizarre, eco-friendly electric bike which runs on principals similar to those of the Segway - but looks way cooler. Teen engineers create eco-minded electric unicycle - Engadget
ndigo Starter Package consists of four access points which you plug directly into your power outlets. Remote control your home with Indigo Starter Package - Lifehacker
Apple is allegedly coming out with a new product--what else is new? Report: New iPod Nano out next week - Crave