By design emergencies are stressful, freaky situations that wreck your mood and shake your world. But wouldn't they be a little bit happier if you had a Hello Kitty Hand Crank Generator by your side? The smiley little device includes a tiny port on the side and houses a 9V battery for whenever your arm gets tired. Lost in the woods? A non-electronic compass will help you keep your bearings and a LED flashlight will keep you on the right path. Of course, don't forget an AM/FM radio so you can listen to emergency broadcasts!
And because no one wants to get stuck without a charged cell phone - this bad boy can juice up your cell phone too. Who would want such a device? Certainly not the guy from Hello Kitty Hell.