Having trouble getting through your Friday? Put on your headphones and listen to this goofy gem from the only news source that doesn't stress me out, The Onion. Find out why North Korean spy satellites have been trained on an Idaho man's wide-screen TV from The Onion's radio news reporter, the reliable and old school Doyle Redland. If hearing about Kim Jong-il's cable TV predilections doesn't make you laugh, then I can't help you. Need to take the edge off a little more? Just peruse the front page of The Onion's online issue!