Love It or Leave It? Homemade iPhone

I was way off when I thought the hand knit iPhone was the next best thing to the real thing! Want to create your own Handmade iPhone like the one shown here from Chicken Crap? Step one: Find a first generation scroll-wheel iPod. Step two: Affix it to a retro telephone handset (for better effect) with a large rubber band. Badabingbadaboom- you've got yourself a makeshift iPhone capable of taking calls and playing music! I'm assuming this came after the first ever touchscreen iPhone? Tell me you love it and won't be able to live without one.. hee hee