"If there’s one thing I love, it’s shooting my friends between the eyes with foam darts. We don’t just have Nerf gun fights, we have full-blown wars that test our friendship to its very core (similar to when we play Mario Kart). To up my game, I’m dying to get my trigger finger on the Vortex Nitron, complete with an electronic scope with pulsing lights to aim in targeting. Come on, this thing has a 20-disk magazine – I WILL be the last Nerf warrior standing! FEAR ME!"