Key To Success Pouch: Love It or Leave It?

Fred Flare is known for its wacky and wonderful products, and the Key to Success Pouch is not an exception. Pink, vinyl, and deliciously retro, the cell phone-shaped pouch is supposed to be a tribute to Donald Trump, but I'm thinking of it also as a tribute to Zach Morris.

Even though you can't dial out on this "phone," it's a great accessory for hanging on to your real phone and other everyday needs, but my secret plan for this phone is to dial the numbers while making a "Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop" noise, and then proceed to talk on it.

Hijinx aside, are you smitten with this pouch's retro vibe or not?


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