Have You Ever Been 'Booty Grazed'?

Have You Ever Been 'Booty Grazed'?


The "you learn something new everyday" adage has never seemed more true. Fresh off hearing that sexy text messages can mean jail time in Malaysia, I read about booty grazing, which doesn't sound like anything remotely connected to technology, but is. The sad part is, I actually have been "booty grazed" a time or two - I just didn't know what it was called.

For those of you who are still confused, a booty grazer is someone who sends one text message to the masses in hopes of hooking up with any of the responders for a, how shall I say it, booty call. The trend seems to have replaced the dirty x-rated spam e-mails our filters are too smart to put in our inboxes.

I have been the unfortunate recipient of such text messages from a person named bigboi-something for some time now and figured it was spam from a company, but now I am slightly worried there is a creepy lonely person on the other end.

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