In gaming circles, the countdown to Sept. 17 — the release of Grand Theft Auto 5 — stretched on far too long this Summer. Now that the game is here, don't expect to see much of friends while they get lost in the three-player character options of Rockstar Games' latest take on larceny and looting.
When in between crime drama, players can get have mini-adventures that take in the scope of the Southern California virtual world. Get in some surfing, a round of golf, or a tennis match before returning to the mean streets. But beware! As College Humor discovered in the video below, what marketing geniuses dubbed realistic adventures are actually the ho-hum monotony of normal life. You don't think those car wrecks had no consequences, did you?!