It hasn't been easy averting our eyes and ears from the Harry Potter spoilers on the web. If you have stayed true you only have a few hours left until you can legally get yourself a copy of the book, which you will undoubtedly stay up all night reading while munching on some Harry Potter inspired treats. If your friends are like mine and think it's funny to keep taunting you with spoilers, I suggest you protect yourself by getting my original Potter Preserver-WX1 set. It's a fool proof, hear-no-evil-see-no-evil device that no true Potter fan should be without.
The Potter eye glasses protect you from any website that's leaked photos or plot points while the Potter Noise Canceling Headset blocks out all those people who keep walking by you whispering "I know who dies...." If you don't have time to make it to Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes this afternoon to make a purchase, you can even make your own by whipping out your favorite headphones and a blindfold.