Cell Phone Couple Cake Topper: Love or Leave?

If you're getting married, then I imagine you're spending a lot of time on your cell phone, but this much time?

These cake toppers are for the kind of geeks who are literally attached to their phones, so much so that their cake-gracing avatars must have them, too. I hope they're at least talking to each other and that this is not a new trend — I don't want to hear about exchanged vows via text message! It's not every day I tell inanimate objects to get off the phone, but come on (although they might be cute on a Kindle cake). What do you think?