by POPSUGAR Tech 34

You say "Cargobelt," I say "fanny pack." This gadget-toting accessory would be highly convenient if you needed a hands-free cell phone solution to keep close to your body, like the dilemma we had yesterday, but let's call this what it is.

It may sit on your side, instead of directly above your butt or, um, front, but this to me — as cute as it allllllmost is (I love the camo, I'll give it that) — I fear that no hip-slung accessory case will ever escape its nightmarish predecessor. Has it come far enough for you?