Isn't it freakish enough to have a wedding cake covered with strawberries and a Christmas [1] wreath? Add in four USB [2] ports and you've got yourself a classy USB Christmas Cake [3]. In total, this interesting masterpiece offers 1GB of memory and you guessed — it is only available in Japan. How perfect would this cake be for a regift party, or a gag gift for a boss or coworker? Featured on New Launches [4], this scrumptious cake retails for $455. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on it. Having said that, geekish or freakish?