Remember the computer that was built to rate your looks? If you were one of the ones who claimed you would want to know, then bust out an iPhone and download the $3 Vanity iPhone App, because its job is to evaluate a photo of you or anyone you enter in it and let it tell you how cute you are.
You get the dreaded 1 through 10 rating as determined by the Golden Ratio (that applies to attractiveness? Who knew?).
I totally talked a big game about how I was curious, but now that it's in front of me, I don't think I do want to know. My vanity may not be able to handle it.

Marithe' F. Girbaud
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I'd actually be really curious how mathematically attractive I am. Only because I am secure with how my face looks, and am in a happy and fulfilling relationship lol.
1O.k., so I'm the vain geek who actually downloaded this thing and I have to tell you, I think it's a bit...off. I put in the photos of a few actresses I admire along with my own headshot and we ALL scored 8.2! Well, Teri Hatcher came in at 8.1, but close enough and for the record, there is no way I'm even one point higher than Ms. Hatcher. I'd love to know if everyone comes in at 8.2!
2wow interesting! I would try this...for free.
3who wants to start a wager that there will be an increase in suicides of emo kids whos i phones tell them they arent beautiful.
4Waste of money imo.
5Does the app also rate the crankiness of the model? (10/10)
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