There is only person who tops the wacky iPhone boy when it comes to excitement over the device's release. That is this man pictured at the front of the line of the Apple Store on 5th Avenue in New York City. While he's fully stocked with Scooby snacks and what appears to be Gatorade - I counted eight plastic and paper bags full of goodies - he seems to have forgotten his sunscreen and shirt. Does this man, who is reportedly from Long Island and named Greg Packer, have what it takes to make it? I'm thinking an appointment with a waxer might be necessary.


sweatyBetty
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Dang, travel light buddy!
1ewwweeooooo, just... eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GROSS!!!!
2Oh boy, that is nasty looking.
3I think he needs a shirt more than a phone!
4That's hilarious!
5Oh, those wackos from Long Island
6first thought that entered my mind...I wonder if he's single.
7This guy's got tenacity.
8Dedication to a cause, extra time... and we know he has to have some money, because he sure isn't getting any dates looking like that!
9thats so mean. i feel bad for the guy.
10LOL
11lol! ha ha ha! nasty.
12HAHA
13wow, he's getting comfy.
14he loves himself so much, that he doesnt care
anyway
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
15Does he (PLEASE) get a free t-shirt that with that iphone?
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