Ever wish you could Ctrl+Alt+Delete sucker-punch someone? Well with these Marché Noir [1] computer key rings, you can have all the Ctrl, Alt, Delete, Esc fun you want. Featured in Gearlog's Geekiest tech jewelry list [2], each ring costs $89 and would look smashing with the keyboard key earrings [2]. Maybe one would look chic, but four on one hand? I say no way. Leave your vote and comments below!