There are some accessories that really do make me feel sexy - new cute heels, a sleek clutch, even new gadgets - but the Sexy Underwear Cell Phone Strap [1] from Strapyaworld are a little more than I can handle. The ad promises the miniature panties are "tiny but quite tempting" and will "catch all attentions!" I say that's not the kind of "attentions" any gal needs while talking on her phone. On the whole it can be pretty hard to find Chic Cell Phone Bling [2] that doesn't scream tacky or make you feel like you need a membership card to the Hello Kitty fanclub, so I say these lingerie-inspired ribbons are, well, off the charts. What do you think?