You know, I thought something was off. I've noticed that President Obama's eyes haven't had quite the same sparkle for the past few weeks, and The Onion finally tells us why: Battlestar Galactica is over.
Apparently, the President was a huge BSG fan and has recently blown off daily routines and has shown signs of depression! A staffer for Mr. Obama gives us the inside scoop:
He no longer cares if he lets himself go "just like Lee did before the rescue on New Caprica," and has told aides he feels "like a cylon without a Resurrection Ship."
Ahh, Mr. President, I feel your pain. My Friday nights also feel a little colder. We can get through it together buddy. Yes we can.
Temperley London
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I love that! And the picture really just makes it that much funnier.
1I just finished season one last night, I love this show!
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I really hope this is a joke post.
4Hi, my name is the onion and no one knows that I am a false news website. I tell jokes no one gets! Yaaaaay!
(But seriously, the O is fake news. They make it up for fun.)
5Everybody knows The Onion is fake news. Duh.
6I can't believe they thought the Onion was real. Really? Did you look at there other articles? They are hilarious and anything but true.
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