First we saw Paris Hilton Learn Computer Skills, now Jessica Simpson is taking her stab at technology by discussing the internet. Actually, it's Simpson playing a fictional character of herself called "Jessica Sampson" in an old sitcom pilot for ABC. Here's a snip it of just one of the ridiculous lines from the skit (in reference to the internet of course):"it's a bookshelf with different books of all books"... I wonder if her real-life explanation of the net would be far off from this one?! Mayer might need to give her a crash course in "internet for dummies."

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I love how she can make fun of herself. She has a good sense of humor. My fave part is when she hit the keyboard and asks, "Did I break the Internet?" at the end.
1What pilot is that for? Sometimes I wonder if she really is a dopewad.
2i remember seeing this a few years ago...so silly!
3Hahaha! I love it!
"Party like a rock star, pound like a porn star, play like an all star!"
4"The rooter router." That's the best line of the whole skit!
5Wow. The laugh track was working in overtime during this.
6wow! i love her! she is so funny and random! yes, i love how can she make fun about herself, really she´s great!
7i love her!! this was hilarious! She's so good at making fun of herself - so good!!
8Oh my god. Her acting is so awful. Really awful.
9I like laughing at her.
10HAHAHA! LOVE IT!
11lol it is supposed to be awful!
12Funny. It's cool when you can make fun of yourself like that. I hate people wh oare too serious and care so much. I'd really like to see her play a character that is really smart. I bet it'd be a bit harder for her, only because she plays the dumb ones all the time.
13As an actress, I have to say it's hard to work with the lines you're given and still get laughs. You have to have comedic timing. She has it. I don't.
cute...
14I thought that was pretty funny, I wonder what show it was
15that was hilarious..its hard to decide whether she was acting or not!!
16Loser.
~I love him so much~
17oh good god that was horrible
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