Ever wanted to see Lego you, matching you by height and body measurements? If you've got $60,000, you can make your dreams a reality.

The Lego-ization is courtesy of Neiman Marcus [1], who is apparently completely unaware of the ongoing economic crisis.

Just send them your measurements, snap, snap, snap, and there you have it, the most expensive exploitation of a cherished kids' toy.

Another reason not to do it? I'm a lifelong Lego lover, but man, those brick people are just dead creepy.