It's healthy to vent about rude cell phone users you encounter in the Cell Phone Rant Group [1], but it's hilarious to give out these Cell Citation Notes [2] ($4.50)!

Write the offender up a ticket detailing what they were doing wrong with their phone (the section for ringtone offenses kills me) and their punishment and hand it to them — I cannot imagine what someone's face would look like as they were reading it.

I think I need to buy this notepad even if I get too shy to use it, but would you hand these out?