Fred Flare is known for its wacky and wonderful products, and the Key to Success Pouch [1] is not an exception. Pink, vinyl, and deliciously retro, the cell phone-shaped pouch is supposed to be a tribute to Donald Trump, but I'm thinking of it also as a tribute to Zach Morris.

Even though you can't dial out on this "phone," it's a great accessory for hanging on to your real phone and other everyday needs, but my secret plan for this phone is to dial the numbers while making a "Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop" noise, and then proceed to talk on it.

Hijinx aside, are you smitten with this pouch's retro vibe or not?