Fred Flare is known for its wacky and wonderful products, and the Key to Success Pouch is not an exception. Pink, vinyl, and deliciously retro, the cell phone-shaped pouch is supposed to be a tribute to Donald Trump, but I'm thinking of it also as a tribute to Zach Morris.
Even though you can't dial out on this "phone," it's a great accessory for hanging on to your real phone and other everyday needs, but my secret plan for this phone is to dial the numbers while making a "Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop" noise, and then proceed to talk on it.
Hijinx aside, are you smitten with this pouch's retro vibe or not?


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Totally rad to the max!
1Not, for me. It's a bulky shape for a pouch.
2The 80's called, the model says, they want they're pouch back.
3i agree with khast. that's not retro chic either
4eww
5Original and refreshing. I like it!
6its kind of nifty but I wouldn't sport it
7It just hurts my eyes, seriously its just so way back when....... Maybe my 5 year old daughter might like it.
8leave it!
9uuummmmm...you can't be serious.
10I wouldn't use it. Certainly not my style
11i think it looks tacky
12I dunno about you people, but I think its cool! I like everything pink.
13funny. I would like to see someone else with it!
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