You say "Cargobelt [1]," I say "fanny pack." This gadget-toting accessory would be highly convenient if you needed a hands-free cell phone solution to keep close to your body, like the dilemma we had yesterday [2], but let's call this what it is.

It may sit on your side, instead of directly above your butt or, um, front, but this to me — as cute as it allllllmost is (I love the camo, I'll give it that) — I fear that no hip-slung accessory case will ever escape its nightmarish predecessor. Has it come far enough for you?