I don't know about you, but the insult "go fly a kite" never sounded all that insulting. Kiteflying is delightful! If anyone actually said that to me, I'd be all, "OK." And then I'd go grab my awesome Darth Vader kite [1] and make everyone, ages four to 40, totally jealous of me in the park.

I mean, if you're flying a kite, what does it matter if it's generally marketed toward kids? Darth Vader is totally intimidating. Plus, you can control him! For $30-40, depending on size, Darth or R2 can be your puppet on a string. So would you fly this thing?