Because I don't want to be! I wish it had a title that was a little more sophisticated than Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble [1] because I'm in love with it — this Mac/PC game is bursting with style and fun, and fulfills all my 1920s fantasies.

Sure, the game is exceedingly simple and not necessarily challenging, but it's awesome. Set in a 1920s high school, the characters are Clara Bow and Marlene Dietrich look alikes in flapper dresses and other '20s couture, and the whole game is set to a fabulous ragtime soundtrack.

The big action is slinging taunts at other girls to get them to join your gang. Sound a little Mean Girls? Well, yeah, but the insults are old-fashioned and silly. Pshaw!