If you're getting married, then I imagine you're spending a lot of time on your cell phone, but this much time?

These cake toppers [1] are for the kind of geeks who are literally attached to their phones, so much so that their cake-gracing avatars must have them, too. I hope they're at least talking to each other and that this is not a new trend — I don't want to hear about exchanged vows via text message! It's not every day I tell inanimate objects to get off the phone, but come on (although they might be cute on a Kindle cake [2]). What do you think?