Holy Mario. Though I shudder to think what Tim Gunn would say about this (and what would Christian say? "Hot tranny mess," or "fierce"?), but I have got to give it up to Etsy seller The Vintage Doctor, because this Super Mario Bros. Corset looks labor-intensive. It sold out a couple of weeks ago, which is a shame, because I need something to wear when I play Wii's Mario Kart for the first time (tee hee). How does this outfit make you feel?

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This would make a hideous carnival costume!
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