I'm pretty sure I don't have to dig through my archives to be sure that this is the most expensive laptop bag I've ever posted because at $2,350 Bottega Veneta's Intrecciato Laptop Bag takes the cake, and does it with relish.

The thing is, unlike some other pricey designer laptop carriers, it's not done in the style of a season's theme, it's classic Bottega Veneta — the woven leather technique, employed since 1966, is a benchmark of Italian quality and luxury. It's on my wish list, trust me.

Did you hear that? Sorry. That was me, making the noise Homer Simpson makes when he thinks about donuts.