Faux newsman Stephen Colbert has given Apple the dreaded double wag over its new iPhone, saying "Computers aren't supposed to be easier or cute, they're supposed to be intimidating, punch-card reading hulks of metal that take up an entire refrigerated room."

"This all in one abomination is an insult to gadget-lovers," says Colbert. "The phrase is, whoever dies with the most toys wins, not whoever dies with the most multi platform integrated toy wins." I couldn't disagree with you more Colbert and I also couldn't have enjoyed your argument any more either!