Too impatient to use the Lifehacker Devil Horn Wrap [1] to keep your cords untangled? Too glam for Budcozys [2]? These Swarovski Crystal Retractable Earphones [3] may be your best bet.

I'm no stranger to the Bedazzler, but as Tim Gunn would say: That's a lot of look. They're $50, but I like that there's a lot of color options, although Sony also has [4] some retractable headphones — not quite so glittery, though.