Having trouble getting through your Friday? Put on your headphones and listen to this goofy gem from the only news source that doesn't stress me out, The Onion. Find out why North Korean spy satellites have been trained on an Idaho man's wide-screen TV from The Onion's radio news reporter, the reliable and old school Doyle Redland. If hearing about Kim Jong-il's cable TV predilections doesn't make you laugh, then I can't help you. Need to take the edge off a little more? Just peruse the front page of The Onion's online issue!

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Chantelle
I'm so killing the rest of my day doing this! 5 more hours on the east coast!
1my friends in high school were obsessed with the onion!
2too bad i can't listen to this as i am in my history of industrial design class :-/
I love The Onion.
3This is one Onion that doesn't make me cry....
4lol
The Onion is amazing, lol.
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