There is no way I could look myself in the mirror if I put on one of these T-shirts [1]. But for die-hard geek love [2], is there any better way to say I love you? When you buy a pair of these shirts, each one of the hearts lights up when two dorky lovebirds are in close proximity to one another. And when you part, the hearts darken, and. . .You "die."

Just like in your favorite video games [3] — get it?

I so want to crown this the ultimate in geek love PDA — these have to win the contest for "Best Valentine's Day [4] Geeky Couple Gift," but I am cringing so, so hard right now. So give it to me: Totally Geeky or Geek Chic?